tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3611365250096171254.post4366007377355051373..comments2010-12-01T06:59:45.172-08:00Comments on Heart on My Sleeve: Because There's No Such Thing as Too Much Butter!Angelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03252426970136256477noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3611365250096171254.post-76407280833221443082008-11-22T10:18:00.000-08:002008-11-22T10:18:00.000-08:00Iz all gone! Nyom!Iz all gone! Nyom!Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16258150805363212464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3611365250096171254.post-66119403151347516452008-11-14T07:32:00.000-08:002008-11-14T07:32:00.000-08:00Dear Mrs. Sleeve,We at the Calorie Counting Commit...Dear Mrs. Sleeve,<BR/><BR/>We at the Calorie Counting Committee of the State Board of Education were alerted to your sinister plot to infiltrate your local school with heart-unhealthy snack foods in the guise of a "bake sale." As you no doubt have been made aware, bake sales have been identified as one of the most heinous evils in our educational system because they do little more than infuse students with untold amounts of gooey, sugary, tasty, and completely unhealthy food items.<BR/><BR/>We at the State Board of Education are following the leadership of our brethren and sistern in California by barring all such infernal substances from schools, including private institutions that do not, per se, come under our aegis. In order to determine the proper punishment for your transgression, we will have to assay the baked goods and determine the DR (Decadence Ratio). Our agent will be by this afternoon to pick them up; make a double batch, please, to ensure there is enough for the entire Bake Sale Inquisition Subcommittee.<BR/><BR/>Sincerely,<BR/><BR/>Phineas T. Weightwatcher<BR/>Chairman, Calorie Counting CommitteeEric Francishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09789492679825357152noreply@blogger.com